Do Men Wear Thongs?

Let’s just get this basic question out of the way. You may be horrified or you may be pleased to learn that men do indeed wear thongs. Not only that, but they wear them allllllll the time. They wear them during the day, they wear them during the night, they wear them under their clothes, and they wear them as clothes, depending on where you are. 

Some men won’t wear any other underwear styles, and we think that rocks. Thongs for everyone! 

Can Men Wear Thongs?

Did you not read the previous paragraph? Yes, men can wear thongs. Anyone can wear thongs, that’s why they’re so amazing. You should be wearing a thong right now.

Why Do Men Wear Thongs?

Maximum Comfort

The thing people are maybe not talking about is, thongs are comfortable (especially ours—it’s one of the best mens thongs in the entire world). They support you in all the right places but leave your cheeks free to clap in the wind. 

Enhanced Breathability

Our Pouch Front Thongs are made from our signature MicroModal fabric, making them breathable, super-soft, and stretchy as hell. They’re made with less material than our Briefs (because they don’t have to cover your dump truck), so they’re naturally some of the most breathable Undies you can wear.

No Underwear Lines

Living the #ThongLife is a delightful sensation, but it’s also essential for any fitted outfit. You don’t want lines distracting from your sick vintage ‘fit, bro. Wear a thong to hide the lines and keep the focus where it matters.

Makes You Feel All Cute And Stuff

Put on our men’s pouch thong and you might as well have just transformed into a totally different person. It’s the you that you’ve always wanted to be, the you that feels the breeze on your buttcheeks and says, “Yes, world, I’m here and I’m living my best life!” Plus, they look really good.

Well, what are you waiting for? Change your life and ditch the boring underwear you think you should be wearing because your dad wears it. Own your destiny! You’re a Thong Person now.

Kenny Ko