Your Secret Santa Gift Guide
Secret Santa gifts can be a challenge. What do you buy for a person you barely know? What do you buy for the person you secretly have a crush on? What do you buy when you have no idea what to even buy yourself? Shh, shh, don’t worry. Let us help.
We’ve got you covered so there isn’t that awkward moment when your cubicle-mate, Ken, opens his gift and goes, “thaaaanks….yooou” (cause he doesn’t know your name). Instead, you’ll send Ken through the roof with excitement. Ken and you will be best friends after this because you’re getting Ken the best secret santa gift ever, and it’s all thanks to our incredible secret santa gift ideas right here. Did we mention these gifts also double as incredible stocking stuffers for anyone else on your list? Because they 100% do.
Incredibly soft criss-cross straps that surround your feet in comfort while also giving your toes some fresh air? Sounds like our Plush Slippers. Decadent, warm, perfect for that walk to the kitchen for a snack post-shower, our Plush Slippers will have anyone feeling like they’re dancing on cloud nine. Whoever slides these babies on their feet will immediately sigh with sweet relief. Maybe consider a pair for your boss and watch those promotions roll on down. Everyone wins.
Got cold feet? Not the kind that make you want to cancel your wedding, but the kind that make you want to wiggle your toes in front of a warm fireplace. You know what we’re talking about. Cozy Socks are the cure for anyone who suffers from icy feet syndrome but we haven’t even told you the best part. They have non-slip grippies for no slippies, so they’re safe to wear even after a couple rounds of eggnog.
Does your coworker kick their feet up on the desk? They must be a true lounging icon. There’s only one gift to consider for this type of person: Lounge Pants. Made from our softer-than-soft MicroModal fabric, these pants are like our Undies, but more appropriate for a workplace. Kinda.
Sleep is, well, everything. Comfortable, solid, can’t-get-out-bed sleep? That’s next-level hibernation right there. Give the gift of rest and relaxation with our PJ Sets and Short PJ Sets (for those with warm limbs). Our two-piece sets give a relaxed fit so you can (you guessed it) chillax.
The big question is, of course: Will this get you fired? And the answer is a resounding maybe. But look at it this way: You’ll get a severance, you never liked your job in the first place, and your secret santa person will have the comfiest pair of Undies on the planet. Is it weird to get someone you barely know underwear? A million percent yes. But break free from the constraints of society! Everyone wears them so you should be able to give them. Right? Right?!?
Be strong, make good decisions, and remember: It’s the thought that counts. Even by reading this blog, you’re being thoughtful and considerate, so your workplace and coworkers are lucky to have you. And if your coworker doesn’t appreciate your gift? We’re hiring. Happy Holidays!